You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
