I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
God, I missed his penis.
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