It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just forgot I was standing up.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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