is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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