She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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