yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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