but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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