I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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