My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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