Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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