But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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