it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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