Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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