I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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