This girl is more easily done than said...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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