kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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