All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
