I'm pants shitting drunk right now
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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