I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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