Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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