Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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