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i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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