I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
birth control should be required to get into college
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
How's work?
Spinning.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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