Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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