I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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