I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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