I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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