Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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