He asked to "fluff my boner.."
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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