big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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