On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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