doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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