It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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