so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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