I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
