did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
this just has baby written all over it
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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