I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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