this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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