"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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