Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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