I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
In America we eat man semen.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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