No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My dick has a subreddit
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
