Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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