I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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