He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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