So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm gonna fight the coyote
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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