I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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