I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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