Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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