Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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