it wasn't lemon gatorade
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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