Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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