I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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