hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
