i permit you to call me
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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