just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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